A house that hands out king sized candy bars to every kid?!!
Well, then you can walk right past our door because per my husband's request, we will be handing out these this year:
To top it off, we have this masterpiece sitting on our doorstep.
(The green stuff is bacteria).
Don't worry parents, we've got your kids covered. *We will not be giving your children cavities this year.
*But just in case they do end up with a toothache after eating their loads of candy, you know who to call (wink wink). The number will be on that fabulous toothbrush we just gave you.
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